Bob Ryan Also Sucks – 4/27/09

Just a quick little blog entry from Bob Ryan. That’s an odd sentence..

Getting Interesting…

The length of my eyebrow-hairs is getting very interesting..

It's Game 5, and I say the Celtics are about 80-20 to win it.

I’d say 100-0..

Traditionally, when the Celtics are 2-2 coming back home you can book it. I still think they're going to win this series. But I'm not betting the kids' inheritance on it;

Already used that on ham purchases.

you know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah n*gga, I feel you.

C'mon. Admit it. The Bulls are better than you thought. And admit something else: they're fun.

‘Fun’ in that I wanna punch them all in the face over and over again? Yeah, they’re real fun.

Some of the shots Derrick Rose and Ben Gordon make are just plain sick.

Dang Swine Flu. It’s everywhere!

And, personally I love Joakim Noah,

You’re dead to me, Ryan.

and I'd say that even if he didn't graduate from The Lawrenceville School, my alma mater, and Armond Hill's, too (honest).

Whoa! THE Armond Hill?!

This is not much of a turnaround for a Celtics team that logged heavy minutes in that double OT thing on Sunday. The starters played 241 of the available 290 minutes. Rondo went 55. Pierce went 52, and did not have enough legs left to even get off that final shot without having it cleanly blocked by Chicago's John Salmons. The Bulls are really making them work for this.

Stupid Chicago, competing against us. Why won’t they just lie down and let us win?

About Rondo. Geez, I don't know, really. What is left to say, other than you just can't take your eyes off him when he's on the floor? He may be the most dangerous two-way player the Celtics have ever had.

Yeah, he’ll punch you in the goddam face.

I mean, John Havlicek was a great defensive player, but he wasn't a threat to steal the ball every time the other team has it.

Rondo is.

Fin.

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Short & sweet. Bob Ryan should blog more often..